Monthly Archives: May 2017

Sure, it’s funny now…

Posted on May 13, 2017 by Plonker

So there I was… In this Plonker Sez, I’m going to tell you of three stories that are sure to have you saying, “what in the actual blue fuck, mate?”.  Let’s begin. NUMBER ONE These events happened in a lovely little town … Continue reading →

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Still single, ladies…

Posted on May 9, 2017 by Plonker

So I know it’s hard to believe, but I’m still single.  Yes, lonely, desperate, horny Plonker.  Imagine a fat and naked man, alone at his computer, elbow deep in chicken wings and porn.  That is the essence of Plonker. Yes, … Continue reading →

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