I mean…
Yep, that pretty much says it.
About Plonker
Plonker is a balding, middle-aged, overweight male who hasn't exactly set the world on fire. In his "spare time", he can usually be found walking around his house completely stark naked, either eating something or touching himself.
And, Ladies...he's single. Get at him!
But not fat chicks.
Okay, fat chicks.
