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Alcohol Consumption: An experiment by Hoff n’ Plonker
Hello again everybody. It’s Wednesday (evening) and , which means we have
Posted in Bike Trips, Plonker Sez, Ramblings, Uncategorized
Tagged alcohol, all we do is eat, cedar point, fat, lazy day, Shitty movies
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A late night rant, by Plonker. …with Mach 1 Golf
Hello there everybody (all 3 of you) and welcome to yet another edition of…PLONKER SEZ! The current time is 12:38am on Monday, August 13, 2018 and I had a day that I just had to share with you. No, nothing … Continue reading
Posted in Bike Trips, Plonker Sez, Ramblings, Uncategorized
Tagged #vacation, asshole, beautiful ass, bike trip, cedar point, goofy golf, Kings Island, line snobs, plonker, safari, Sandusky ohio
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187.7 Miles
One hundred eighty-seven and seven tenths miles. That’s how long this fucking bicycle trip was. We spent 15 hours 33 minutes of “ass on the seat” time getting here, averaging just over 12 miles per hour. No, that’s not setting … Continue reading
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Incompetence Everywhere
Hello there, assholes. It’s your fat ass, balding, cavalierly perambulating friend Plonker again. This time I’m here to talk to you folks, young and old, about incompetence. I actually wrote this last November but apparently am so incompetent that I … Continue reading
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Tagged Old people, pilots. Assholes, technology
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Since nobody else entertains us…
Whelp, I guess since Hoff posted, I should post too. Hello there again! It’s Plonker! *insert theme song here*
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Tagged amusement parks, carowinds, cedar fair, cinnabon, coasters, easily entertained, fat, geauga lake, no hands, roller coasters
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