Author Archives: Plonker

About Plonker

Plonker is a balding, middle-aged, overweight male who hasn't exactly set the world on fire. In his "spare time", he can usually be found walking around his house completely stark naked, either eating something or touching himself. And, Ladies...he's single. Get at him! But not fat chicks. Okay, fat chicks.

So now we’re insufferable douchenozzles

Posted on June 27, 2018 by Plonker

Yes, that’s right.  We’ve moved up from just “asshole” to “insufferable douchenozzle”!

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I’m back and bitchier than ever…

Posted on June 4, 2018 by Plonker

Hello all of you fujupz freakz and welcome to another edition of PLONKER SEZ.  I’ve been on hiatus (translation: I’ve been too lazy to type) but I’m here

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I am dead inside

Posted on February 9, 2018 by Plonker

I mean… Yep, that pretty much says it.

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A Christmas time self-reflection

Posted on December 16, 2017 by Plonker

Yeah, two posts in a week.  I’m recovering faster.  It’s almost like I’m 16 again.  You know, back then I could go 8, maybe 9 times a day.  Now I’m lucky if I can go

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Hey, it’s the south!

Posted on December 15, 2017 by Plonker

Ah, yes.  The beautiful “south”.  Hello again there Fujupz Friendz and welcome to the latest edition of Plonker Sez.  This one’s a long one.  Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I have heard that… Hit the thumbs … Continue reading →

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