Author Archives: Plonker

About Plonker

Plonker is a balding, middle-aged, overweight male who hasn't exactly set the world on fire. In his "spare time", he can usually be found walking around his house completely stark naked, either eating something or touching himself. And, Ladies...he's single. Get at him! But not fat chicks. Okay, fat chicks.

Plonker Sez – Vol. 1

Posted on April 4, 2016 by Plonker

Hey, Fujupz fans!  Plonker here with my first rambling incoherent post that Josh and I have come to unofficially call, “Plonker Sez!”  In this week’s post, I’ve had the opportunity to travel to Florida for training on the Airlines and … Continue reading →

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Another challenge…this means two things

Posted on April 4, 2016 by Plonker

F*^#.  Every time I turn a corner in this house, that’s either the word I say, or at least the word I think.  If it’s not wiring that was apparently done by someone drunk, high, or both, it’s ductwork that ends … Continue reading →

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