Category Archives: Plonker Sez

Alcohol Consumption: An experiment by Hoff n’ Plonker

Posted on August 15, 2018 by Plonker

Hello again everybody. It’s Wednesday (evening) and , which means we have

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A late night rant, by Plonker. …with Mach 1 Golf

Posted on August 13, 2018 by Plonker

Hello there everybody (all 3 of you) and welcome to yet another edition of…PLONKER SEZ! The current time is 12:38am on Monday, August 13, 2018 and I had a day that I just had to share with you. No, nothing … Continue reading →

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187.7 Miles

Posted on August 9, 2018 by Plonker

One hundred eighty-seven and seven tenths miles. That’s how long this fucking bicycle trip was. We spent 15 hours 33 minutes of “ass on the seat” time getting here, averaging just over 12 miles per hour. No, that’s not setting … Continue reading →

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Incompetence Everywhere

Posted on August 9, 2018 by Plonker

Hello there, assholes.  It’s your fat ass, balding, cavalierly perambulating friend Plonker again.  This time I’m here to talk to you folks, young and old, about incompetence.  I actually wrote this last November but apparently am so incompetent that I … Continue reading →

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Since nobody else entertains us…

Posted on July 22, 2018 by Plonker

Whelp, I guess since Hoff posted, I should post too.  Hello there again!  It’s Plonker! *insert theme song here*

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