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Alcohol Consumption: An experiment by Hoff n’ Plonker
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Tagged alcohol, all we do is eat, cedar point, fat, lazy day, Shitty movies
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A Hoff’s Life – Vacation Day 9
It’s Tuesday and a little over a week since leaving our home valley.
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Tagged alcohol, bike trip, cedar point, custom printing, dessert, drinking, fujupz, fujupz llc, plonker, printing, waitresses, windseeker
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A late night rant, by Plonker. …with Mach 1 Golf
Hello there everybody (all 3 of you) and welcome to yet another edition of…PLONKER SEZ!
The current time is 12:38am on Monday, August 13, 2018 and I had a day that I just had to share with you. No, nothing good happened, but keep reading anyway. Yes, it’s long and boring (insert dick joke here) but whatever…it’s a diversion for you while you’re supposed to be working. Appreciate me!
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Tagged #vacation, asshole, beautiful ass, bike trip, cedar point, goofy golf, Kings Island, line snobs, plonker, safari, Sandusky ohio
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A Hoff’s Life – Vacation Day … 4?
So as Plonker mentioned in his recent post, we made the traveled 187.7 miles by bicycle.
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Tagged alcohol, bicycles, Bike Trip 3.0, cedar point, drinking, fruity drinks, fujupz, Hoff, plonker, sandusky, waitress
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187.7 Miles
One hundred eighty-seven and seven tenths miles.
That’s how long this fucking bicycle trip was.
We spent 15 hours 33 minutes of “ass on the seat” time getting here, averaging just over 12 miles per hour. No, that’s not setting world records. Yes, it’s stupid.
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