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Have Yourself a Merry Little Hoff-mas

Posted on December 16, 2017 by Hoff

Plonker did a holiday post?! Two posts in a week!? God damn it, I can’t let him show me up!

Posted in Hoff's Thoughts | Tagged Christmas, easter, fuck, fujupz, grandma, hoarder, Hoff, holidays, snow, thanksgiving | Leave a comment

Sure, it’s funny now…

Posted on May 13, 2017 by Plonker

So there I was… In this Plonker Sez, I’m going to tell you of three stories that are sure to have you saying, “what in the actual blue fuck, mate?”. Let’s begin. NUMBER ONE These events happened in a lovely little town … Continue reading →

Posted in Plonker Sez | Tagged #HateMyLife, #WhyMe, burglery, drinking, fuck, It's Funny Now, lets do shots, plonker, Roofie, zombie | Leave a comment

Another challenge…this means two things

Posted on April 4, 2016 by Plonker

F*^#. Every time I turn a corner in this house, that’s either the word I say, or at least the word I think. If it’s not wiring that was apparently done by someone drunk, high, or both, it’s ductwork that ends … Continue reading →

Posted in Plonker Sez | Tagged 24 day challenge, Advocare, fatass, fuck, golf, home ownership, house maintenance, projection screen TV, still fat, The Masters | Leave a comment